Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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