addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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