The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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