I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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