i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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