dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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