there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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