I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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