I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
well you can't waste a boner
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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