it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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