It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Randomize
