would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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