I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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