Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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