The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
