you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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