Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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