You really coming over, don't trick.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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