hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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