Moan for me like Helen Keller
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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