Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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