Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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