everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
