And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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