dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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