for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
you made out with another girl for some wings
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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