we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Randomize
