Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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