No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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