I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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