I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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