It's like God shit irony all over that family
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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