have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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