she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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