um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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