she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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