It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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