Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
my god I love twenty year old dicks
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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