people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
