That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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