Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Of course I have a pirate flag
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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