Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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