Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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