Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
