it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
that's an acceptable place to lick
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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