I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
