It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
She's not a foreskin expert like you
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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