i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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