At least make sure they are 18
Why
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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