We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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